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So in regards to the dental situation, I am now covered by my dad's dental insurance until my next birthday, so all my bills are now covered.

As of today, I will be writing blog entries for the website "Endangered Bodies," and I will be discussing rape in comic books.

Here's my first post: newyork.endangeredbodies.org/p…
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  • Watching: Aaahh!!! Real Monters
I'm worried they're going to try something drastic and hurt themselves

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I am not fishing for compliments, I don't want people to tell me I'm a good writer.

How would you describe the way I write?
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“Now smile!”
FLASH
The four male Robins, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, and Damian Wayne had finished posing for their annual Christmas photo at Wayne Manor. All four of them were dressed in ungodly horrific and tacky holiday sweaters.
“I don’t know why I agreed to this.” Jason, wearing a fuzzy red and green sweater decorated in puffy yellow stars, rubbed the bridge between his eyes.
“Yes,” Damian, inside a white sweater with a rhinestone designed mock up of Frosty the Snowman, snarked. “Don’t you have a meth lab to blow up or something, Todd?”
“Now come on guys,” Dick tried to play peacekeeper, it’s Christmas.” He was wearing the most horrible sweater of all. It looked like a facsimile of a Christmas tree with actual ornaments and bells sewn into the fabric. He jingled as he moves. There were even working lights. “And we all agreed-“
“Just promise me the Titans are never going to see this photo.” Tim pleaded. Tim was wearing a sweater that made him look like a wrapped present. Someone had even slapped a bow on his head, which he was now trying to remove. “If Kon gets a hold of it-“
“I’m sure your boyfriend’s not going to love you any less.” Jason snarked.
“HE’S NOT MY BOYFRIEND.”
“Well gentlemen,” Alfred returned to the room, “The judges have unanimously decided that Master Richard is the winner.”
“Winner?” Dick asked.
“You didn’t know?” Alfred responded, sounding surprised.
“No, what?” For such a great detective, at this moment Dick was clueless.
“Dick, this is an ugly sweater contest.” Tim said, finally yanking the bow out of his hair and taking a few strands of hair with him.
“It is?” Dick was legitimately surprised.
“Why else would you,” Damian stammered, “Why would we-“
“Hey, I just thought my fashion sense was rubbing off on my little brothers.” Dick beamed.
“I am literally going to crawl back into my grave.” Jason’s eye twitched.
“I’ll go with you.” Damian followed him out the room.
“I think I have a bald spot now.” Tim fretted.
“It’s not THAT bad, is it Alfred?” Dick asked.
“…is that the oven?”
And Alfred was gone.
“Well I like it.” Dick huffed.
December 24th - The Night Before Christmas
Baby Wildebeest was so proud of himself. He'd been working on this plan for days, and he was sure it was foolproof. He'd set up the ropes and wires, the milk and cookies, his hiding spot under the tree, everything. All he had to do was wait for just a little while, and then he'd have Santa Claus and everybody would know Santa was for real.
Now to just wait, and...
"My leg!"
Wow! That was fast!
Baby rushed up out of his spot to greet the jolly old man.
"Santa!"
Only it was-
"Mama?!"
Yes. Suspended in mid-air from a bunch of ropes and wires was Baby's beloved Mama, Pantha. She looked like a tangled up puppet... or someone out of an early 90s comic book.
"I'm pretty sure my leg isn't supposed to bend this way." Pantha complained.
"Mama!" Baby burst into tears. "You ruined my trap for Santa! How could you?!"
"Yes. Yes that is exactly what is wrong with this scenario." Pantha deadpanned, her upside down scowl looking like a smile. "That I ruined your Santa trap."
"DADDY!" Baby ran out of the room. "MOMMA RUINED CHRISTMAS!"
"Baby, get me down." Pantha called after him, but got no reply.
"Baby." She repeated.
"Baby! I CAN FEEL THE BLOOD RUSHING TO MY HEAD BABY! WHEN I GET DOWN FROM HERE, YOU ARE GETTING A BATH, MISTER!"

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JudeDeluca
Jude
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Current Residence: Bronx, NY
Favourite genre of music: Rock, Anime Soundtracks
Favourite style of art: Photorealism, Animation
Favourite cartoon character: Utena, Lightning Lad, Harley Quinn, Oyuki, Priss Asagiri, Batman, Daria, Duela Dent, Sailor Jupiter
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So in regards to the dental situation, I am now covered by my dad's dental insurance until my next birthday, so all my bills are now covered.

As of today, I will be writing blog entries for the website "Endangered Bodies," and I will be discussing rape in comic books.

Here's my first post: newyork.endangeredbodies.org/p…
  • Mood: Peaceful
  • Watching: Aaahh!!! Real Monters

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:iconsofjadelly:
sofjadelly Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2016  Professional General Artist
Thanks for both favs!!!
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DisneyMaster Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Just for the record, your the same person who runs this blog on tumblr? judedeluca.tumblr.com/
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JudeDeluca Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2015
Yeah.
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DisneyMaster Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ok. I just wanted to be sure since I'm the same DisneyMaster who made that fanon DC Multiverse guide* and I just want to touch base and get to know you better through a website with a much better messaging system.




*Now available in PDF flavor!
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L1701E Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2015
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and Happy Birthday to you!
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JudeDeluca Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2015
Thanks! Merry Christmas to you too.
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leomon32 Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch^^
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CamiloSama Featured By Owner May 4, 2015  Student Artist
dude, i'm a like classic Titans too : Nightwing, Arsenal ,Tempest, Flash III, Troia and Lian, belive me, i know how you feeling
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JudeDeluca Featured By Owner May 10, 2015
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CamiloSama Featured By Owner May 10, 2015  Student Artist
Who is Blake Jr?
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