|You heard me, DC. Bring her back.|
HP: When You Mess With ReptilesThe two girls were lounging in an empty classroom, the door wide open. Both of them third years, the pale girl with the long and straight snow white hair was reading a Muggle magazine called “Entertainment Weekly” while the dark skinned girl with wavy, jet black hair scribbled away on a large blank pad.HP: When You Mess With Reptiles by JudeDeluca
“Oh I forgot to tell you, I got my Muggle Studies essay back today.” The white haired-girl, Nicole, pulled some roles of parchment.
“Oh yeah?” Gold, the black-haired girl, stopped sketching and looked towards her friend.
“Professor Burbage thinks I’m showing improvement.” Nicole handed the parchment over while she flipped a page in the magazine. “She especially liked the paragraph about why Muggles could make pictures on television sets move but not in actual photographs. I’m gonna write to Mum about it.”
“What do you think she’ll say?” Gold asked, scanning over the essay.
“That she has no da
Ugly Contest“Now smile!”Ugly Contest by JudeDeluca
The four male Robins, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, and Damian Wayne had finished posing for their annual Christmas photo at Wayne Manor. All four of them were dressed in ungodly horrific and tacky holiday sweaters.
“I don’t know why I agreed to this.” Jason, wearing a fuzzy red and green sweater decorated in puffy yellow stars, rubbed the bridge between his eyes.
“Yes,” Damian, inside a white sweater with a rhinestone designed mock up of Frosty the Snowman, snarked. “Don’t you have a meth lab to blow up or something, Todd?”
“Now come on guys,” Dick tried to play peacekeeper, it’s Christmas.” He was wearing the most horrible sweater of all. It looked like a facsimile of a Christmas tree with actual ornaments and bells sewn into the fabric. He jingled as he moves. There were even working lights. “And we all agreed-“
“Just promise me the Titans are never going t
How Momma Ruined ChristmasDecember 24th - The Night Before ChristmasHow Momma Ruined Christmas by JudeDeluca
Baby Wildebeest was so proud of himself. He'd been working on this plan for days, and he was sure it was foolproof. He'd set up the ropes and wires, the milk and cookies, his hiding spot under the tree, everything. All he had to do was wait for just a little while, and then he'd have Santa Claus and everybody would know Santa was for real.
Now to just wait, and...
Wow! That was fast!
Baby rushed up out of his spot to greet the jolly old man.
Only it was-
Yes. Suspended in mid-air from a bunch of ropes and wires was Baby's beloved Mama, Pantha. She looked like a tangled up puppet... or someone out of an early 90s comic book.
"I'm pretty sure my leg isn't supposed to bend this way." Pantha complained.
"Mama!" Baby burst into tears. "You ruined my trap for Santa! How could you?!"
"Yes. Yes that is exactly what is wrong with this scenario." Pantha deadpanned, her upside down scowl looking like a smile. "That I ruined yo
That Ain't SantaDecember 19th – Saturn Girl and Dream Girl were preparing for the annual Legion holiday party.That Ain't Santa by JudeDeluca
“So we have Chlorophyll Kid growing the mistletoe,” Dream Girl read off the list of preparations on her computerized pad, “White Witch is working on the decorations while Polar Boy does the ice sculptures-“
“And NO alcohol.” Saturn Girl pointed out.
“Why not?” The white-haired Naltorian asked.
“Remember last year?” Saturn Girl sighed.
The Christmas party last year, and it seems Jo Nah and Mon-El were getting a little too into their cups. As the two mingled at the open bar…
“I’m just saying, there’s no way anyone could deliver presents that fast.” Jo swished his drink around as he continued the discussion about Santa Claus.
“I completely agree with you.” Mon drunkenly nodded his head.
“I mean sure, not everyone on Earth celebrated Christmas back then, but even then that
I spent most of my formative years not knowing what the Hell I was and deluding myself into thinking I was straight. Then I thought I was gay. Then I thought I was asexual. Now I don’t know if I’m asexual, demisexual, or just a confused freak.
I don’t know if my sexual identity is just fluid or if it’s always been like this and I never realized it until lately, but I’m tired of having to reapply labels or having to feel like I need to reapply labels to whatever it is I am.
I don’t want to be considered part of any spectrum.
Hey. So… despite how often I commission heavyset related artwork of Arsenal, Lightning Lad, whoever, I feel I don’t talk enough about my sexual identity and my fetish. So I wanted to change that a bit.
I still consider myself a sex-repulsed individual, and whether or not that has to do with my sexual assault I don’t know. I can watch some sex scenes in movies and TV, but they don’t do anything for me. I can’t think of myself having sex or performing sex acts. It makes me uncomfortable to do so and I can’t do it for too long unless I force myself to. It’s not pleasant. And yes, I’m fine remaining a virgin.
To that end, I’m still not interested in dating or going out no matter what a person’s intentions. I don’t mind hanging out with friends, or hugs, but I’m not interested in late night dinners or movies, going to clubs or dancing, nightcaps, moments of physical intimacy whatever they may be. I cringe at the thought. I’ve accepted a kiss once from someone, I don’t mind that I accepted it or that I didn’t freak out, but that’s it for me. Please.
I don’t like looking at sexual imagery of men’s dicks, whether we’re talking about photos or artwork. I cringe when I see guys with huge, erect penises masturbating or coming. The way it’s exaggerated in most art I’ve seen all I can think is how painful it must be. Please don’t ask me whether or not I masturbate I don’t want to get into that. And no, I’m not open to receiving dick pics in order to test my limits or anything like that. Please respect my boundaries.
I’d have to say my kink is fairly harmless if it could be described as that, but it doesn’t extend to men or people in real life. I’ve never felt attraction of any kind to anyone I’ve ever met or seen in my real, daily life. My fetish is for fictional male or masculine characters with heavyset body types. Chubby, fat, heavyset, beefy, bara, however it’s called.
I’m not into feeding situations, force feeding, situations involving tubes or funnels, indigestion, bloating from drinking, inflation, gain to the point of immobility, or any sex acts involving weight, food, or drink. I’m also adverse to artwork with excessive body hair, but that’s not as severe as my other aversions. I’d prefer clean bodies overall though, and I prefer them to be in clothes that fit instead of being shoved into small shorts or undershirts because that also looks painful to me.
As to what I DO look for in my kink: I tend to be very specific when I’m commissioning a character with a rounder body type. I’ll try to think of a reasonable head canon to what size they’d be based on their personalities and physical sizes. As to my default size, I prefer the following in art or stories: round, solid looking bellies that hang over the guy’s pants, non-exaggerated soft pectorals, thick/meaty arms and legs, and a round face with a double chin. Less flabby or more full/meaty, basically very big and round. I don’t mind the guy being in a shirt where it doesn’t cover the belly button though. I’m perfectly fine with the guy having a mix of muscle and fat, but nothing too extreme or exaggerated. I don’t go for that steroid abuse look.
In stories I’m not interested in ones where it’s all about the character getting fat, but I do like comics or episodes where the character gradually gets heavier throughout the story for whatever reason (but again, within limits). I just try to avoid extremes. I’m more for fluff pieces, stuff about clothes not fitting right or realizing they’ve put on a few pounds. I’m fine with cuddling, trying to get pants on, characters pressing their guts up against each other, but nothing sexual.
Current Residence: Bronx, NY
Favourite genre of music: Rock, Anime Soundtracks
Favourite style of art: Photorealism, Animation
Favourite cartoon character: Utena, Lightning Lad, Harley Quinn, Oyuki, Priss Asagiri, Batman, Daria, Duela Dent, Sailor Jupiter