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King of the Hill: The Dream

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Ah, a normal day at the Hill House in Arlen, Texas, as Peggy Hill heads to the driveway. She needs a new pair of shoes, so it's off to Clarissa's Closet, when, she sees her husband, Hank, just standing there in the driveway, his back turned to her.

"Hank, I thought you were taking Bobby to baseball practice?" Peggy asks.

He doesn't respond.

"Hank?" Peggy asks. "Ha-"

He all of a sudden turns around, to reveal… he's got no nose and his mouth is so far up to his eyes there's barely any space between them. His eyes are looking in opposite directions.

"I'm not Haaaaaank." He says in a squeaky, muffled, helium voice. "Aheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh!"

Peggy looks horrified.

"AAAAHHHHHH!"



"AAAHH!!"

Bobby Hill has just woken up from a dream where his mom just meet a deformed, disturbing version of his father. He runs into the kitchen, where he sees his mom and dad standing there in the kitchen.

"Mom! Dad! I just had the weirdest-"

They turn around, and… Hank has Dale's face and Peggy has Bill's face!

"We're your parents now, Bobby." They say in Dale and Bill's voice. "Ahahahahahahahahah!!!"

"AAAAAHHHHHH!"



"AAAAAHHH!!!"

Dale Gribble has just woken up from the most horrifying dream of his life.

"Dale, I thought you stopped having the Mondale dream?" His wife Nancy asks.
Disclaimer: I do not own King of the Hill.

This was inspired from a picture of 4chan, where Hank's face was all deformed with the words "prepain". And, that Rugrats episode where Chuckie has a nightmare where Tommy turns around and he has a distorted clown face and a helium voice. And then his dad has the same dream, but with Tommy's dad.

I don't know if you'll find it funny, or if I think it's funny, I just wanted to post it.
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SheriffMercury99's avatar
I always figured Dale have nightmares like that. Very,Very funny.