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Sailor Moon - Smart Shopper Rei-chan
“Christmastime is coming, the old men are getting fat. Please put a penny inside a goose’s hat.”
“Minako, you’ve got that rhyme mixed up.”
“I thought it was weird that a goose would wear a hat but who am I to judge?” Minako shrugged.
“Why would a goose wear a hat?” Rei asked in a huff.
“Well, that wouldn’t be the strangest thing we’ve seen in our lives, right?” Makoto chimed in, sensing Minako was beginning to (no pun intended) egg Rei’s temper.
“Besides, why can’t a goose get to wear a hat?” Minako stopped and dramatically shot her fist into the air. “Geese are people too!”
“You’re just doing this to me on purpose, aren’t you?” Rei somehow managed to be both deadpan and growl at the same time.
“S-so how’s everyone’s Christmas shopping going?” Makoto nervously laughed, holding up some shopping bags filled with baking ing
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HP: When You Mess With Reptiles
The two girls were lounging in an empty classroom, the door wide open. Both of them third years, the pale girl with the long and straight snow white hair was reading a Muggle magazine called “Entertainment Weekly” while the dark skinned girl with wavy, jet black hair scribbled away on a large blank pad.
“Oh I forgot to tell you, I got my Muggle Studies essay back today.” The white haired-girl, Nicole, pulled some roles of parchment.
“Oh yeah?” Gold, the black-haired girl, stopped sketching and looked towards her friend.
“Professor Burbage thinks I’m showing improvement.” Nicole handed the parchment over while she flipped a page in the magazine. “She especially liked the paragraph about why Muggles could make pictures on television sets move but not in actual photographs. I’m gonna write to Mum about it.”
“What do you think she’ll say?” Gold asked, scanning over the essay.
“That she has no da
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Ugly Contest
“Now smile!”
FLASH
The four male Robins, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, and Damian Wayne had finished posing for their annual Christmas photo at Wayne Manor. All four of them were dressed in ungodly horrific and tacky holiday sweaters.
“I don’t know why I agreed to this.” Jason, wearing a fuzzy red and green sweater decorated in puffy yellow stars, rubbed the bridge between his eyes.
“Yes,” Damian, inside a white sweater with a rhinestone designed mock up of Frosty the Snowman, snarked. “Don’t you have a meth lab to blow up or something, Todd?”
“Now come on guys,” Dick tried to play peacekeeper, it’s Christmas.” He was wearing the most horrible sweater of all. It looked like a facsimile of a Christmas tree with actual ornaments and bells sewn into the fabric. He jingled as he moves. There were even working lights. “And we all agreed-“
“Just promise me the Titans are never going t
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How Momma Ruined Christmas
December 24th - The Night Before Christmas
Baby Wildebeest was so proud of himself. He'd been working on this plan for days, and he was sure it was foolproof. He'd set up the ropes and wires, the milk and cookies, his hiding spot under the tree, everything. All he had to do was wait for just a little while, and then he'd have Santa Claus and everybody would know Santa was for real.
Now to just wait, and...
"My leg!"
Wow! That was fast!
Baby rushed up out of his spot to greet the jolly old man.
"Santa!"
Only it was-
"Mama?!"
Yes. Suspended in mid-air from a bunch of ropes and wires was Baby's beloved Mama, Pantha. She looked like a tangled up puppet... or someone out of an early 90s comic book.
"I'm pretty sure my leg isn't supposed to bend this way." Pantha complained.
"Mama!" Baby burst into tears. "You ruined my trap for Santa! How could you?!"
"Yes. Yes that is exactly what is wrong with this scenario." Pantha deadpanned, her upside down scowl looking like a smile. "That I ruined yo
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That Ain't Santa
December 19th – Saturn Girl and Dream Girl were preparing for the annual Legion holiday party.
“So we have Chlorophyll Kid growing the mistletoe,” Dream Girl read off the list of preparations on her computerized pad, “White Witch is working on the decorations while Polar Boy does the ice sculptures-“
“And NO alcohol.” Saturn Girl pointed out.
“Why not?” The white-haired Naltorian asked.
“Remember last year?” Saturn Girl sighed.

The Christmas party last year, and it seems Jo Nah and Mon-El were getting a little too into their cups. As the two mingled at the open bar…
“I’m just saying, there’s no way anyone could deliver presents that fast.” Jo swished his drink around as he continued the discussion about Santa Claus.
“I completely agree with you.” Mon drunkenly nodded his head.
“I mean sure, not everyone on Earth celebrated Christmas back then, but even then that
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The Doll
She clung to the doll and held it in her arms, when the doll would say ‘Mama.’
She clung to the doll and held it in her arms, when it stopped being able to say ‘Mama.’
She clung to the doll and held it in her arms, but when will she ask why she holds it at all?
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The Mirror
I didn’t look in the mirror so I don’t know what I would’ve seen.
But they told me I would know if I finally went and looked.
I wouldn’t look in the mirror because I was afraid I wouldn’t like what I’d see.
But they asked me how I would know if I never looked before.
I finally went to look in the mirror to see if I would like what I saw.
But the mirror was gone when I decided to take a look.
They told me it was my fault for taking so long to see.
But how can I be blamed, when they’re the ones who took it down.
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The Glass
You asked me if the glass was half empty or half full.
I said the glass was half full.
You asked me if the glass was half empty or half full.
I said the glass was half empty.
You asked me if the glass was half empty or half full.
I asked you, why does it matter so much to you, of what I see inside the glass.
You said you didn’t know.
I asked you if the glass was half empty of half full.
You said you didn’t know.
I asked you if the glass was half empty or half full.
You said you didn’t know.
I asked you, why does it matter so much as to what is in the glass.
You said you didn’t know.
And you just threw it on the floor.
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Titans - The Coldest Night
It was one of the coldest nights of the year, and even at the headquarters of the Titans, the former teen superheroes all grown up, there was a bitter chill pervading the night. The heating system had been badly damaged due to an attack from the newly reformed Dark Nemesis, and unfortunately, repairs wouldn’t be finished until the next day. Even worse, this was the third day of March and a record breaking snowstorm had brought temperatures down to a single digit.
In his room, Roy Harper, the scruffy, redheaded archer known as Arsenal, snoozed under four blankets in maroon mesh pajama pants, an oversized football jersey for the Oljato Coyotes, and thick socks. When suddenly…
“Psst. Psssst!” A voice went.
“s too early for school…” Roy mumbled in his sleep and turned on his side.
“Roy! Roy wake up!” The voice said more forcefully, this time extending a hand to shake Roy out of his slumber. Roy’s eyes fluttered to life but fought
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Literature
Sailor Moon - Castor and Pollux Redux
The two creatures had suddenly emerged from the pencil in Hiromi’s hand, taking on the form of crisscrossing blue and red energy circling around her. The young animator suddenly fainted when the energy beams shot off into the sky and, in a blinding display, took on the forms of two young women. One had blue skin, the other scarlet. Their ears were pointed and they had long tails. They definitely were not human.
These were the creatures called Castor and Pollux, said to be two of the strongest creatures trained by Nephrite of the Dark Kingdom. Of course, the Sailor Soldiers did not know this, only that it was time to transform and stop these abominations from claiming the life and energy of an innocent human being. Castor and Pollux, however, had other ideas.
“We are bound-“ Castor began.
“By a strong friendship!” Pollux finished. It seemed for these two youma that finishing the sentence one began would be a thing for the moment. Ugh, twin stereotypes. But
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Literature
Fab Five/Lian Harper: A Chili Reception
“Okay, now I think it’s time to take this off the stovetop. And always remember to turn the stove completely off first and to wear oven mitts before you try lifting it or you’ll get burned.” Roy explained.
“Yeah, and then your hands’ll look like Freddy Krueger’s.” Lian grimaced.
“Hey, how do you know what Freddy Krueger’s hands looks like?” Roy asked. “Have you been sneaking into the living room to watch the late show again?”
“Nuh-uh, daddy, Grant was just watching it one day and I got curious.”
“He actually let you watch it?” Roy couldn’t believe this.
“I closed my eyes during the scary parts.” Lian assured him.
“Yeah, well, I’m gonna have a talk with Grant about that at some point.” Roy huffed. “Anyway, where was I?”
“You said you were gonna give me a million dollars.” Lian joked.
“Before that.” Roy just rolled w
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Literature
Shitennou's Day Out
We are the Shitennou, the Four Kings of Heaven. Jadeite, Nephrite, Zoisite, and Kunzite.
During the age known as Silver Millennium, we four were tasked with the role of protecting the prince of the Earth Kingdom, Endymion.
For many years we served our Prince dutifully, until the day we four were led astray by a creature born from unholy means. We were weak, and because of our weakness, Silver Millennium fell, and our prince died.
Thousands of years later, we were reborn as humans with vague memories of our past. But the demon that corrupted us in the past did so again, and one by one we fell under the power of the Moon Princess reborn as a Sailor Soldier.
Now, as spirits, we act as aides to our now reborn Prince, who will one day awaken as King of a new Silver Millennium.
However, this was not one of our finest days.

“Master Endymion!”
The four wraiths gathered around Mamoru Chiba as he lay across the desk in his apartment. He didn’t seem to be moving, and his
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Usagi's Sweet Dream
“36?!” Usagi Tsukino could barely hold it in, and she looked as if she was going to start crying. Again. Her teacher, Haruna Sakurada, had just handed back a vocabulary quiz covered in red marks.
“But I spent the entire night studying with Ami and everyone else!” Usagi whimpered. “I knew this was going to happeeeeeeeen!”
“36? That’s at least three points higher than your last quiz, Usagi.” Naru Osaka, Usagi’s best friend, tried to comfort her while hiding her own exam marked with an “89” on it.
“Why couldn’t it have been 300 points higher?!”
“Statistically speaking that’s an impossibility.” Umino Guro, your standard overachiever, piped in.
“Do you have to remind me?” Usagi bawled.
“Miss Tsukino, I need to talk to you in private.” Ms. Sakurada stood in front of Usagi’s desk, arms crossed in front of her chest and looking quite stern. “Now!
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Shards - A Sailor Moon Story
~A Story About The Soul Hunter
A dark, golden shadow falls across the galaxy, cold and all encompassing. The planets that are engulfed in this shadow flair briefly, and then, blink out, as if they never even existed. The number of the dead explodes into figures the human mind isn’t powerful enough to comprehend.
This is the will of the strongest Soldier, the strongest star, in the galaxy.
And, this is the will of that which could never become a star at all.
In the center of the universe, a grand castle looms in the darkness, a stronghold of the strongest Soldier.
It is guarded by a desert river, engorged on lost memories.
Beyond the desert river is the graveyard.
This is the place where remnants go to die. The funeral processions are exquisite and mockingly cruel.
From the mounds they ascend, these final bits of light, collected from the galaxy’s far reaches. As they do, they take on the forms of butterflies.
The last lights, the last remnants of the dead, flutter away into
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My best friend died on April 1st 2016 at 10:55 AM.

That's it. That's my entire year.

Good stuff happened yes and there were other bad things but this overshadowed all of them. Professor Thompson was the closest friend I ever had regardless of whatever age gap there was. She was supportive and kind and smart and honest and never anything but patient and respectful to me and she didn't deserve to die the way she did, breaking her hip and spending her last couple of weeks of life so full of morphine she had no idea what was going on. She never got to finish her last book before she died, and I still feel angry and disgusted knowing all of those... people who work at Marvel and DC who get to keep shilling out the same trivial, damaging garbage while she's dead and if I could personally drag each of them down to Hell so she could live again I'd do it in a heartbeat.

Goodbye 2016. You will not be missed, and I hope you choke to death on your own vomit.
  • Watching: The Twilight Zone
  • Drinking: Coffee
“Christmastime is coming, the old men are getting fat. Please put a penny inside a goose’s hat.”
“Minako, you’ve got that rhyme mixed up.”
“I thought it was weird that a goose would wear a hat but who am I to judge?” Minako shrugged.
“Why would a goose wear a hat?” Rei asked in a huff.
“Well, that wouldn’t be the strangest thing we’ve seen in our lives, right?” Makoto chimed in, sensing Minako was beginning to (no pun intended) egg Rei’s temper.
“Besides, why can’t a goose get to wear a hat?” Minako stopped and dramatically shot her fist into the air. “Geese are people too!”
“You’re just doing this to me on purpose, aren’t you?” Rei somehow managed to be both deadpan and growl at the same time.
“S-so how’s everyone’s Christmas shopping going?” Makoto nervously laughed, holding up some shopping bags filled with baking ingredients and different colored balls of yarn.
“Well, I’m almost done, but I’m having trouble deciding between this beginner’s textbook on kanji for Usagi, or this updated math refresher volume. Of course that one was surprisingly easy, I managed to finish it in a few hours so maybe I should get her something more challenging…”
“Ami…” the other three girls sighed.
“Oh no, please don’t spoil the surprise for her!” Ami blushed.
“We won’t.” The three girls swore.
“Man, I spent all of this week’s allowance so I haven’t been able to finish my shopping for everyone!” Minako moaned.
“I told you not to spend everything at the arcade, Minako.” Makoto said.
“Oh Mako, you know my weaknesses so well. You are my rock.” Minako dramatically sighed.
“You’re just gonna give us more Sailor V stuff, anyway.” Rei snorted.
“Oh? And how is YOUR shopping, coming along?” Minako was now inches from Rei’s face.
“Oh I took care of mine ages ago.” Rei shoved Minako off.
“As in she did it the day after Christmas last year.” Minako whispered to Ami and Makoto.

Last year – December 26, a clothing store that shall remain unnamed to protect witnesses
“THIS IS 80% OFF AND I SAW IT FIRST OR I WILL BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND AND TAKE ALL OF YOU WITH ME!!!!”

"Well?! It’s fiscally the smartest time TO do Christmas shopping, when everything’s on sale! AND I even made sure to wrap everything up with the paper I bought on discount!” Rei would’ve patted herself on the back if she could. She was a smart shopping Rei-chan.
“It does sound like a sensible idea, Minako.” Ami agreed with Rei. “Of course you also need to keep track of your purchases until next December.”
“…” Rei froze in her tracks.
“Rei? You do remember where you put them, right?”
“O-of course I do! It’s not like I wouldn’t have picked an easy to remember hiding place all those months ago after I was done! And besides, it’s not like the shrine’s that big! Ahahaha”
“She has no idea.” Minako said to no one and everyone.
“This is why I prefer to make my own gifts from scratch.” Makoto nodded her head in agreement.
“WELL NOW YOU’RE NOT GETTING ANYTHING!” Rei screamed at the two nonplussed girls.
“Don’t worry Rei, I’ll help you find them if you’d like.” Ami sympathetically patted Rei’s shoulder as Rei stewed in her own rage.
Sailor Moon - Smart Shopper Rei-chan
Disclaimer: Characters owned by Naoko Takeuchi

It's the Christmas season and the Inner Senshi are discussing their shopping agendas. Rei is a proud little shopper-chan.
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Hey so things have been insane the last few weeks, especially with all the shit going on thanks to Popular Vote Loser Trump and his collection of Turnipheads (supporters).

But now that Thanksgiving's over the Christmas season can officially begin. Guys I'm still open for writing commissions and if anyone's interested feel free to message me.

In the meantime, since my birthday's on Christmas here's my wish list in case anyone wants to draw anything for me.

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Hope everyone's okay.
  • Watching: Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
  • Eating: Raisins
Things have been getting slow at the comic book store so my boss has only been asking me to come in two days a week instead of three.

I'm still officially open for writing and editing commissions if anyone's interested.

My rates are the same:

$5 a page with a limit of six pages per story.

I don't do NSFW stories and I work best with DC, Marvel, and Sailor Moon but I'm able to branch out a bit more given discussion.

Feel free to check out my gallery for examples of my writing and contact me on here or through my email (hawaiipj1959@gmail.com) to discuss something.
  • Watching: Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
  • Eating: Raisins

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Current Residence: Bronx, NY
Favourite genre of music: Rock, Anime Soundtracks
Favourite style of art: Photorealism, Animation
Favourite cartoon character: Utena, Lightning Lad, Harley Quinn, Oyuki, Priss Asagiri, Batman, Daria, Duela Dent, Sailor Jupiter
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My best friend died on April 1st 2016 at 10:55 AM.

That's it. That's my entire year.

Good stuff happened yes and there were other bad things but this overshadowed all of them. Professor Thompson was the closest friend I ever had regardless of whatever age gap there was. She was supportive and kind and smart and honest and never anything but patient and respectful to me and she didn't deserve to die the way she did, breaking her hip and spending her last couple of weeks of life so full of morphine she had no idea what was going on. She never got to finish her last book before she died, and I still feel angry and disgusted knowing all of those... people who work at Marvel and DC who get to keep shilling out the same trivial, damaging garbage while she's dead and if I could personally drag each of them down to Hell so she could live again I'd do it in a heartbeat.

Goodbye 2016. You will not be missed, and I hope you choke to death on your own vomit.
  • Watching: The Twilight Zone
  • Drinking: Coffee

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Andruril93 Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the :+fav:, dude. :highfive:
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Jeirin Featured By Owner May 12, 2017  Professional General Artist
Thank you for all the favs!!
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L1701E Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2016
Happy Birthday! And Merry Christmas!
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TheoDJ Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2016
Thanks for watching!
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Xenobody Featured By Owner May 2, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Strange, how have I not been watching your gallery? I apologize for the oversight. Also, I hope matters have improved for you. It seems like things have been tough lately (to put it mildly). 
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Nezotholem Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2016   Traditional Artist
Hi Jude

Thanks for the watch :) :) :)

Have a lovely day
Best,
Romain
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MightyRaptor Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2016  Student Digital Artist
Hollaaaaa 
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sofjadelly Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for both favs!!!
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DisneyMaster Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Just for the record, your the same person who runs this blog on tumblr? judedeluca.tumblr.com/
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JudeDeluca Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2015
Yeah.
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